Vintage Gchat

Sometimes Anna will randomly email me excerpts from Gchats Past. The one she sent me today was particularly giggle-worthy.

One time I got a long-distance booty text from someone I barely knew. Okay, several times I've gotten long-distance booty texts from people I barely knew. But this one was particularly interesting. I'd gchatted Anna around 1am to discuss.

{ lets you enchant }

ANNA. wtf
ME. it's a little bizarre
ANNA. i think the "wtf" is more like "wtf am i supposed to do with this"
ANNA. like, something you say when you get a gift and you can't tell what it is
ANNA. like from the sharper image
ME. HAHAHA
ANNA. it's not that you don't want it
ME. "this looks like binoculars"
ANNA. you're just confused
ME. "but there are feathers attached"
ME. "and it vibrates"
ANNA. "it's bin...oculars... right?"
ANNA. "fashion binoculars"
ME. OMG
ME. next etsy shop
ANNA. "fashion shiatsu binoculars"
ME. slash sub etsy shop


* Anna of Ultra-Condensed Movies, Fashion It So (ST:TNG fashions), and Fashion Bible fame